" bits and pieces "

 [ "bits and pieces" ]

1: A man's penis and testes.

  * e.g.,  ... It's been 30 years! I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working! 

 [ "bits and pieces" ]

1: Collective term for a list of items or things.

  * e.g.,  ... 'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out' 

 [ "bits and pieces" ]

1: slang: term used to describe the male genitalia

  * e.g.,  ... Fight dirty, kick him in the bits and pieces! 

 [ "bits and pieces" ]

1: penis and testicles or twig and berries

  * e.g.,  ... I hope my bits and pieces are still working. 

 [ "bits and pieces" ]

1: The male testicles and penis.

  * e.g.,  ... The women were checking out Don's bits and pieces at the nudist club. 

 [ "bits and pieces" ]

1: random stuff u have lyin round ur crib thats useless

  * e.g.,  ... lets get rid of these bits and peices coz they cloggin up my crib, man 

 [ "bits n' pieces" ]

1: The act of placing M&M's, Reese's Pieces, Skittles, or any other candy inside a woman's vagina and then smearing peanut butter all over your penis before repeatedly penetrating her to remove all the previously inserted candies. You then say "Eat my Bits n' Pieces!" and she will begin giving you head with all the candy and peanut butter on your dick. When she complains that there is too much peanut butter in her mouth you exclaim "Get used to it, bitch!"

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that girl was totally into giving me Bits n' Pieces, but once I went for bonus points she got pissed. Good thing I shat on her windshield. 

 [ "bits n' pieces" ]

2: For extra points, you then say "You got punk'd!" Then while she is dazed and looking for Ashton Kutcher, steal her car and drive somewhere then shit on the windshield and walk back to your place. Bonus points.

 [ "You're all bits and pieces" ]

1: When someone is disorganized or confused.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I misplaced my keys and my wallet!